Total Medals Earned: 112 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,260 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/175 points)
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/20 (75/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (155/155 points)
Die
Collect all three items from the shop window
Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/355 points)
complete story on easy difficulty
How can anything be good when you are a slave?
you are a bad boy Arthur
complete story on normal difficulty
complete story on hard difficulty
exercise is good for your health
complete game on easy difficulty no damage
complete game on normal difficulty no damage
get above 10000 points on arcade mode
complete game on hard difficulty no damage
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
...
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (40/60 points)
You are a well-balanced person
You are Coward
Green till the death
Red till the death
Easily deceived by green ideas
At the end you have mind
You don't like troubles
You always don't have time
You are green minded person
You are red minded person
Easily deceived by red ideas
Having late brain is better than nothing
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Look at the credits
Get peak horniness
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 25/33 (125/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
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