Total Medals Earned: 112 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,260 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/240 points)
Try to play the game in Chopnese.
Visit PewDiePie's channel.
Reach the first cutscene.
Beat the Barbie level.
Beat the game and save Marzia!
Defeat the first boss.
Defeat the second boss.
Beat the game in under 6 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Open your cellphone
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Die without busting through a wall
Beat the game and Unlock "ENDLESS MODE". Busting through all those walls probably crippled Jill in some way...
Medals Earned: 4/11 (40/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (60/435 points)
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Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal